When I rule the world..Princess Leona and the Four Trolls!!

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When I rule the world I am making some changes, you got it sister, changes.
School will get out 2 weeks earlier, those organized fun days can be run by the parents at home. And yes that means I and my family get to sleep in two weeks earlier.

Less Packaging; Forget all the recycling, lets call out the businesses who put so much plastic and so many screws to keep a toy in place and have that changed.
Nice people: All of the cranky people will be made to go to “Nice School” where they learn what to say and what NOT to say.
Green Front Lawns: They will be banned. It scares me to think how many chemicals and how much water is used to make lawns look green, when in fact they are anything but…. plant some frickin vegetables instead. Also what if cities planted potatoes for the food bank in that boulevard space of grass.  A win/win I think.
Dumb Law Suits: Excuse me, if you can not figure out, that you should NOT iron your shirt while wearing it, come on. Or if you can not see that an  exersaucer should NOT be used as a sled or water device,  REALLY!

Fake Competitive People: You know the people who say ” I am not competitive”, well maybe not about sports, but what about look how many  friends I have,  or your I am such a good mom, I just so love my kids so much, they are my life,helicopter, helicopter, or Oh, look at me I only feed my kids organic foods and homemade everything, or the Oh, it only comes in a size 2, I need a zero. Are you frickin kidding me, don’t bullshit a bullshitter.
People who are sooooo Busy or Soooo Tired; how about do not sign up for so many things, and start drinking coffee. Oh wait, that might be me.

Builders will be required to put solar panels on house roofs and automotive manufacturers will be required to make  a  car starter that is hooked to a breathalyzer.

Hygenists will stop treating grown adults like kids about flossing.  The person gets it, they just do not want to do it.

Family Rates; when it says family rate  they include all of your kids, not the fine print that says 2 adults, 2 children, hello all four of these are mine, they are my family.

Doctors will be treated better. And then they will be on time, and have a magazine at least one from this year in the waiting (whoops, reception) room.

Businesses will shut off the lights. I am pretty sure there is no one working in your office from 11 pm-5 am. So save some energy and shut off the lights, please. Let my children see the stars.

Businesses that have xmas wrapping paper in their store in August.  Yes, I saw some this week.

Oh My, see what happens when I give up coffee!!!!…

I might need to change my blog name to The Princess and the Four Trolls, perhaps I will not have a democratic vote on that.

xoxo  Princess/Troll Leona

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Yummy mummies Club WTH!!!

I know say WHAT! Okay seriously there is such a group. Now I am kinda confused, did someone give you that name or did you  knight yourselves that?
And what happens when you become not so yummy, can you still be in the club? Does someone say whoops you gained 10 lbs, you are out. Or whoops, get a new  hair do or get out?? I am a little confused and bewildered here.

I am going to start a club called the Exhausted Slaves or Pooped Parents or Big Tummy Mummies or What the Hell have I done with my life club! Requirements will be addiction to coffee, a closet full of going out clothes you never get to wear, and that look of fatigue on your face that never leaves. Oh yes and the badge of baby love on your shoulder that you have worn out in public.

All members will be required to be actually nice, supportive and not judgy! You will give tips on how to get more sleep, make your children your slaves, how to carry two car seats, your coffee and open a store door by yourself, and how to have okay hair with the least amount of time. Members will also be required to share baby sitter numbers, not hoard them.And you will have permission to not be yummy!!

Okay to be fair I am going to look this group up. Of course I am conflicted as I do not want to give them any publicity. Maybe I am being judgy, and they perhaps raise funds for special needs groups or volunteer with seniors. Maybe…..

XOXO with Love from this Princess Troll Mom

All right checked it out, looks good, some actually deep content on this site. But you SERIOUSLY  need a new name! 

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